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 There's got to be a better way to start the day than turnng off an alarm clock.
Is the definition of a desk just a dustbin with drawers?
Don't beat your head against the wall just because it feels good when you stop.
I want to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am already.
Most people will believe whatever you say if you whisper it.
Bald guys never have a bad hair day!
There are two things in life to remember. Look out for number one and don't forget your number.
You never know the worth of water 'till the well is dry.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
Promises are like babies: fun to make but hell to deliver.
Astronomers tell us the universe is finite in size, so why is it I can never find anything?
If ignorance is bliss, you'd think there'd be a lot more happy people.
We didn't inherit earth from our parents, we have only borrowed it from our children.
Where there's a will there's a way. Where there's a won't, a can't or an 'I'll try', there isn't.
If you feel you're arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same.
When a thought has crossed your mind, where does it go? And where did it come from?
May you live as long as you want - and never want as long as you live.
Following the path of least resistance makes both rivers and men crooked.
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